how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
How do ducks masturbate
The night blogging is strong with these ones.
I thought my hand was a giraffe earlier today.
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Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
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just blow on it
did you try cleaning it with your sleeve
Rinse with some water
Actually it was a movie i hated so i took a kurby grip and slashed the fuck out of it instead of cutting myself, the dvd ^ is kidulthood, and I did it on purpose.
Talia, I hope you enjoyed the destruction you’ve made.
CUT DVDS NOT WRISTS :D
q’d cupcakes~
perfect
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| my thoughts at school: | i wonder what would happen if I punched someone right now |
If you don’t love British tv you’re wrong.
I don’t even think acting was required.
(Source: raisedsherlockfromperdition, via thatcoolgirlnekki)
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
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#can i just say how much i appreciate Pixar for not making the witch an evil person? #she’s a witch. she’s not evil. #they actually showed a pretty accurate representation of how witches truly are not terrible people and it’s just their lifestyle. #i really really really loved that fact
Also, anyone notice the Pizza Planet truck in the second gif?
I KNEW IT WAS THE PIZZA PLANET TRUCK
Also, I really really love how this movie has no villain, at all. Because Mor’du was a victim too, victim of his own pride, just like Merida. And ugh, I love Pixar so much.
All reasons I love this movie. So many good characters.
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