Herro there. If ur reading this, then go ahead and click that "Follow" button at the top right, and if you are following me, then i appreciate it. The names Kelvin, i'm from the philippines and i live in carson. I love and respect my followers. i've got a great sense of humor, and i hope u like my blog. so thats all....k bye

prussia-me:

littlemsbetty:

deerstalkingjawn:

australiansanta:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

queerlava:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

how do mermaids have babies

do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes

why didn’t tarzan have a beard

how many things are there

How do ducks masturbate 

The night blogging is strong with these ones.

I thought my hand was a giraffe earlier today.

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rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

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detention:

shekillswithkissesxo:

n0t-quite-myself:

ugly-diamonds:

g-uccinigga:

stuffedcrustisbetter:

kenzielikesyourface:

cutestblogon:

just blow on it

did you try cleaning it with your sleeve

Rinse with some water

Actually it was a movie i hated so i took a kurby grip and slashed the fuck out of it instead of cutting myself, the dvd ^ is kidulthood, and I did it on purpose.

Talia, I hope you enjoyed the destruction you’ve made.

CUT DVDS NOT WRISTS :D

q’d cupcakes~

perfect

detention:

shekillswithkissesxo:

n0t-quite-myself:

ugly-diamonds:

g-uccinigga:

stuffedcrustisbetter:

kenzielikesyourface:

cutestblogon:

just blow on it

did you try cleaning it with your sleeve

Rinse with some water

Actually it was a movie i hated so i took a kurby grip and slashed the fuck out of it instead of cutting myself, the dvd ^ is kidulthood, and I did it on purpose.

Talia, I hope you enjoyed the destruction you’ve made.

CUT DVDS NOT WRISTS :D

q’d cupcakes~

perfect

(via obviiiously)

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my thoughts at school:i wonder what would happen if I punched someone right now
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albionblogger:

If you don’t love British tv you’re wrong.

I don’t even think acting was required.

(Source: raisedsherlockfromperdition, via thatcoolgirlnekki)

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batteur:

ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago

(via samalala)

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#can i just say how much i appreciate Pixar for not making the witch an evil person? #she’s a witch. she’s not evil. #they actually showed a pretty accurate representation of how witches truly are not terrible people and it’s just their lifestyle. #i really really really loved that fact

Also, anyone notice the Pizza Planet truck in the second gif?

I KNEW IT WAS THE PIZZA PLANET TRUCK

Also, I really really love how this movie has no villain, at all. Because Mor’du was a victim too, victim of his own pride, just like Merida. And ugh, I love Pixar so much.

All reasons I love this movie. So many good characters.

(Source: kimlennox, via samalala)

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